Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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