u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
