tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
it was like eating out sand paper
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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