Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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