I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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