Well douche your snatch and let's go!
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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