So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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