who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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