everyone is single if you try hard enough
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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