true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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