i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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