your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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