Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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