you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
People in love make me want to vomit
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Randomize
