i don't plan on having that self control this summer
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I love you.
Bad choice
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