If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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