is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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