well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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