Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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