Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Your dad touched me again.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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