white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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