Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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