We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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