I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
After last night, I could never be a politician.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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