He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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