How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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