Say something about gay babies.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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