I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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