i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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