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You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
