Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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