Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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