I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
