I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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