It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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