IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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