I am in a vortex of obligation.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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