She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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