So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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