we're blogging at a bar
You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I use my feet as sexual weapons
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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