Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
this will be a night to untag.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Randomize
