would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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