When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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