how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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