oh god the rape fog is back!
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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