can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
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