Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
