your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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