and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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