I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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