You really coming over, don't trick.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
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