i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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